Monthly Archives: August 2012

The Clown Fly

I don’t know if I have a particularly hard time seeing my flies on the water, or if it’s something everyone struggles with, but I plotted and pondered and came up with this: the most obnoxious fly I now tie.

It’s a Double Parachute Adams with purple dubbing. Because of the double parachute, it nearly always lands up on the water.  I’ve only used this fly a few times, and I’m not completely sold on it yet.  The plus side? It is visible. From space.

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The Places We End Up At

Photo for post "The Places We End Up At"Brad calls the motel around 8 p.m. to tell them we’re two hours away and will there be someone to check us in when we arrive? I should mention my use of the word “motel” in this case is generous. This is a cluster of frowzy cabins out back of an old roadside stopover. It doesn’t matter whether it was originally a gas station that became a gift shop or a diner that became a convenience store because it is now all of those things and the one thing it is not is a motel. All-night check-in is just one of the many conveniences they do not boast. Air conditioning, ice, and room service are a few others, and the Continental Divide is surely closer than the nearest swimming pool or hot tub.

The proprietress Brandy tells Brad the diner closes at 10 p.m., and if we get there before then, someone can give us a key to our cabin. If we get there after 10, we can “go around back” and find the key under or next to something somewhere, but that seems worrisomely complicated and so Paul drives a little faster.

We pull off the Interstate and into the gravel parking lot with about 120 seconds to spare but no more than that. Through the windows of the diner we see Brandy closing up. She wears way too much make-up and spray-on tan for someone her age, and her attempt to flirt with Russ would be awkward even if she were much younger. However, she wins us over by treating us not as paying customers but as distant and late-coming in-laws who are in need of a place to crash.

When we ask her if she can split our bill four ways so we can each pay separately, she says, “Well. That makes it harder for me.”

No one says anything for a few moments.

“So, can you or can’tcha?” says Paul.

“Yeah, I can.”

As she runs our bank cards we ask her how business has been. She sighs and says her best employee is out of commission because she had to go into town to bail her boyfriend out of jail.Photo for post "The Places We End Up At"

We nod and pretend to know how tough it is when your best employee has to go into town to bail her boyfriend out of jail, but Brandy shrugs it off and says everything will be fine in the morning.

“I mean, how long do you need to bail one guy out of jail, right?”

We nod some more.

Brandy shows us to our cabin, the interior of which would not be unfamiliar to anyone who has been detained in an internment camp. Once we’ve dropped our bags and rod cases, we notice the cabin has only three beds, so Brandy takes us to the cabin next door, where she keeps a couple rollaway cots that appear to have been in service since the Roosevelt Administration, and I mean Teddy. She points out which is the better of the two, and Russ helps me roll it down the boardwalk.

Back in the cabin, I unfold the cot and there in the center of the mattress is an evil-colored stain about the diameter of a good-sized dinner plate.

Russ and I exchange a horrified glance, but Brandy is unfazed. I realize that it falls to me to be embarrassed on behalf of all of us, and so I quickly flip the mattress over.

On the other side the stain is even larger.

“Try again,” says Russ.

I turn the mattress back over and say, “We’re sure this is the best one.”

“Yeah,” says Brandy. “The other one has mice living in it.”

Photo for post "The Places We End Up At"These are the places where we end up when we decide it’s time for a fishing trip. Greasy places. Smelly places. But open places, too.

Brandy brings some bed linen. I use both sheets to double-wrap the mattress like a corpse. As soon as I lie down on it, I pretty much know how sore I’ll be in the morning. This mattress will hit me in my lower back and hips because it sags in the middle exactly like a hammock, and there are good reasons one does not see many hammocks in the bedrooms of western civilization.

I suppose this is one of the few advantages of very spartan travel accommodations: you at least know how much worse it can get and you’re unsurprised when it does.

Outside in the parking lot, idling big-rigs growl ceaselessly through the night, and a sodium-arc lamp on a high mast floods the cabin with ruddy electric moonlight. Clouds of big moths swarm in the glare and occasionally they land on the window, where they dance in circles and figure-eight patterns.

Next morning we’re up and in the stream before the sun gets there. We catch a few fish—I hook and lose a nice brown practically on my first cast. However, there seems to be a discrepancy: I came on this trip for superb fishing and the fishing is not superb. My attitude deteriorates and that makes me fish poorly and that makes me catch even less.

“They’re in here,” says Brad. “You know they’re in here. Just have to figure it out.”

I hate it when Brad says that because that’s what Brad says when the fishing sucks. This is another place where we end up sometimes—the place where the fishing ought to be good but is not and the river offers no explanation.

As the day grows hot, the fishing worsens, though that seems hardly possible. Russ and I fish a brushy, technical stretch, breathtaking for the massive potential of its shady pocketwater and plunge pools, but we catch nothing. Brad and Paul’s afternoon unfolds in much the same way, so we take a break and eat some lunch. Paul drives us around to reconnoiter various waterways and we stop to visit with some land owners for local intel.Photo for post "The Places We End Up At"

Evening comes and it cools off. We return to the stream and split up to re-fish various sections that performed poorly during the heat of the day. I’ve given up hope of a fifty-fish day or even a twenty-fish day, and I end up at a slow, deep section where we’d caught a couple nice fish earlier.

Photo for post "The Places We End Up At."As I approach the spot where I want to get in the water, I see animals there moving in the high grass at the bank. It’s a herd of twenty or more big-horn sheep. They emerge from the grass and pass within fifty feet of me before climbing a rocky hillside. It’s juveniles and ewes, with horns that don’t curl all the way around. Their orderly but slightly nervous procession reminds me of a gradeschool class during a firedrill. Sixty seconds later they’ve climbed over the hill and out of sight.

I continue to my spot and stand in the laid-over grass where the little herd had been resting and drinking. They’ve left behind a faint, animal odor. As I survey the water for rising fish (there are none), it occurs to me that everything around me is silent, and I do mean silent. There is no breeze or birdsong. The low-gradient stream makes no sound and there are no trucks moving along the dirt road. It stays this way for a long time. Not quiet; silent. It’s a rare and utterly welcome sensation, and it’s where I wanted to end up all along. Photo for post "The Places We End Up At"

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